The School of Hard Knocks

While reading about the controversy surrounding the Israeli kids that wrote pen pal notes on bombs meant for Lebanon (brings new meaning to a graffiti tag, doesn't it?), I ran across this ad:


I'm guessing the coursework would include popular Israeli-English vernacular...which would include learning valuable phrases like:

• Excuse me, where could I find a bomb shelter?
  
  
• Is that an AK-47 in your robe or are you just happy to see me?
  
  
• Please take my bus seat. Those bombs look heavy.
  
  
• It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's another friggin Leb rocket!
  
  
• Say, baby, you're lookin' might fine in those cammos.
  
  
• Does my policy have a suicide bomber clause?
  
  
• Are your legs tired, cuz you been running through my Kibbutz all day?
  
  
• Your mamma wears combat boots.
  

Any others?

Incidentally, I'm totally behind Israel in this one...my esteemed Congressman (this guy) notwithstanding.