Equality Of The Sexes

Truly, one of the last great barriers between the sexes has been vanquished.

Now -- to the unrequited delight of millions -- women can at last write their names in the snow.

You read it right: ladies everywhere can now pee on the move -- just like their Y-chromosomed brethren. All thanks to the incredibly resourceful folks at WHIZAWAY.com. These limie masterminds created a simple, yet affordable prosthetic (The Whiz...image right) that a woman can attach to...er, I mean hold against...uh, well, you get the idea. The undesirable liquid fruits of her labors then flow quickly and neatly away from her body or clothing and into the ditch (or filthy truck stop toilet) of her choosing.

God, but I love science.

Incidentally, below is an image from their brochure. It appears -- and I did not know this -- that there's not much women can't bond over. Another advantage, as I see it. And who knew peeing was more about freedom than anything else. Life, Liberty and The Pursuit of Upright Urination -- now that's democracy. Viva la pee!